Worst news ever: Vinny, the cutest and smartest boy from The Jersey Shore (he even considered going to Yale law, it’s on the backburner), as cancelled tomorrow’s appearance at Toad’s. It really is the snow-pocalypse.

The night may still be going for some people — like those who wait up until 4am in order to read Cross Campus as soon as it’s uploaded — but, thanks to an anonymous paparazzo, the Bullblog already has photos of Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” at the new Static nightclub in New Haven.

Sick of the Jersey Shore yet? Me neither.

At alchemy and Sinergy, things are looking up for club owners.

My brother Owen went that night to get pizza (appropriate) at a favorite vendor, Villa Victoria, and a cougar-lady asked him whether he was going to “da club.”

Sources at Gotham Citi (on the corner of Church and Crown) confirm that at some point this weekend they will be playing host to Snooki, who describes herself as the “Princess of Poughkeepsie” and might just be the most compelling character on the show–which puts her in the running for most compelling character on television.