Gawking at and judging Q-pac ladies and gents is a cherished Yale tradition. Qpac girls have long been the butt of our jokes. In 2003, “The Road to Nowhere” was deemed to be Qpac, then last year an investigation proved that Qpac kids might actually be less seedy than we are. Today, however, a wide-eyed …

Worst news ever: Vinny, the cutest and smartest boy from The Jersey Shore (he even considered going to Yale law, it’s on the backburner), as cancelled tomorrow’s appearance at Toad’s. It really is the snow-pocalypse.

What you missed besides the Kurt Schneider story you pry already read.

The night may still be going for some people — like those who wait up until 4am in order to read Cross Campus as soon as it’s uploaded — but, thanks to an anonymous paparazzo, the Bullblog already has photos of Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” at the new Static nightclub in New Haven.

Sick of the Jersey Shore yet? Me neither.

Could New Haven be a perfect spot for the next Jersey Shore?

Sources at Gotham Citi (on the corner of Church and Crown) confirm that at some point this weekend they will be playing host to Snooki, who describes herself as the “Princess of Poughkeepsie” and might just be the most compelling character on the show–which puts her in the running for most compelling character on television.