If you are like me or Joe Satran, whenever you have a crush on someone, the first thing you do isn’t Facebook stalk or Google that person. You immediately find out their birthday via Yale Facebook and go to this website to discover your astrological compatibility. If the result is good, you begin the pursuit. …

Former Bullblog EIC and beloved hipster Joseph Leopold Satran BK ’11, and famed art major Hannah Zornow BR ’12 11 were featured today on the blog “Stuff Hipsters Hate”–a site begun by two women who “have grown weary of people thinking of them as aging ex-hipsters with potbellies and thinning hair who live in Bushwick.” …

For the ignorant masses: BUTLER and DUKE are basketball teams, not people.

Pick, Pick, Picking Pickett’s brain.

Joe Satran on sale this week only at The Bullblog.

If you’re looking for role models, you’ve come to the right place.

Joe Satran is a “legend” no longer.

I think Zimmer has been reading Bullblog. Earlier in the article, he quotes “Yale University linguist Laurence R. Horn,” so clearly Mr. Zimmer has his inner eye fixed on New Haven.