Parents are about to descend on campus in droves, and you better check yo’self before you wreck yo’self, y’all.
1. HIDE all your ciggies, drug paraphernalia, drugs, anything related to your sex life (including your “all the guys I’ve ever hooked up with” powerpoint!), and scary alcohol from view. Depending on the parent, a nice wine …

If you’re looking to get off campus for a few hours, (and who isn’t?), here are the prime destinations.

Impress your parents with this super classy drink this week!