Yale’s newest Scott Schuman wannabe.

Lovely Linda Lorimer just sent out a campus-wide message announcing a Mondo Master’s Tea (President’s Tea?) with Queen Rania—AKA one of the best dressed women of all time.

It’s fashion week in New York, but it’s rainy in New Haven, so that means ugly ugly ugly. But you can do your best to keep it to three! Here are some sartorial dos-and-don’ts for keeping dry and alive.