I’m not mad they put pickles under my bed, I’m just mad that she didn’t fellate two pickles.

Hopefully this means Snooks will be back in the Have in no time.

My brother Owen went that night to get pizza (appropriate) at a favorite vendor, Villa Victoria, and a cougar-lady asked him whether he was going to “da club.”

Could New Haven be a perfect spot for the next Jersey Shore?

Sources at Gotham Citi (on the corner of Church and Crown) confirm that at some point this weekend they will be playing host to Snooki, who describes herself as the “Princess of Poughkeepsie” and might just be the most compelling character on the show–which puts her in the running for most compelling character on television.