Parents are about to descend on campus in droves, and you better check yo’self before you wreck yo’self, y’all.
1. HIDE all your ciggies, drug paraphernalia, drugs, anything related to your sex life (including your “all the guys I’ve ever hooked up with” powerpoint!), and scary alcohol from view. Depending on the parent, a nice wine …

I love you, mom and dad! Now, show me the wrapped gifts!

Don’t miss out on what could be the most important moment in your sibling’s young life.

Impress your parents with this super classy drink this week!