“There are more male section assholes than female ones, but girls still do better in those classes.” Well, basically that’s what a Princeton presidential committee found in a 100-page report issued Monday. This finding, that male students are quicker to speak up while the female students surpass them in almost all realms of academic achievement except …

scene takes on feminist advocate, antipodes.

I’m not mad they put pickles under my bed, I’m just mad that she didn’t fellate two pickles.

“Don’t Judge Me Because I’m a Kappa Girl.” – YDN, 2002.

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