January 24th – the day had arrived: Gossip Girl’s return to primetime television. the beginning of sorority rush. Finally, the time had come for me to spread my social wings, to pretend that I hadn’t spent the last four years holed up in my school library, frantically trying to fit time to cure cancer between …

I’m not mad they put pickles under my bed, I’m just mad that she didn’t fellate two pickles.