The Spring Fling committee has announced the Spring Fling lineup for 2011 with a nifty website and extremely pixelated video. The video starts with footage of what looks like it could be past spring flings then huge font that says: “you heard the rumors…. you hoped they were true.” Unfortunately, they’re not.  Here’s the lineup:
Designer Drugs …

Lady Gaga is “DEFINITELY” an opener.

I was upset and sad to see that missing from the list of potential acts was Amerie—one of the ten best Hip-Hop/R&B songstresses of the last decade.

If you feel passionately about a special someone (ASHER ROTH!) start sleeping with the following people, whispering sweet suggestions in their ears at night.

Applications are now being accepted for the 2010 Spring Fling Committee.