Census counts homeless, and even heathens.
PETA is okay with vegan cookies.
Six words won’t do the job.
Fortunately, this stops happening after matriculation.
Heard before, heard before, happened before.
Father-son reunion: sorta too late.
Too much tofu? Call the corporation.
Please let it be Whole Foods!
Flamboyant dinobirds, flamboyant boys, flamboyant spending?
Sex, sex, sex, sex, toads.
No minors in clubs OR schools!
Yale celebrates coeducation, pushes diversity, STEALS.
Even Yale pre-frosh are too successful.
Less porn, more divinity: applications fall.
Get “healthy”: eat virtual, don’t smoke.
What is “The Game?
Where’s Scene?
Peanuts, meteors, YPMB disappoint. Fingers crossed!
Oh, Scene. You would eulogize Levi-Strauss.
Hot, dark, and dirty: Yale renovates.
I just don’t know what’s worst.