Public Service Announcement: Upon entering DKE this lovely Sunday morning to find my friend’s wallet, I found a smashed CoolPix digital camera outside in the back. It turns on, but pictures were unfortunately unavailable. If this is your camera, I left it sitting on the grill. Also, if you happened to find Callie Gleason’s wallet (or her dignity), give her a call, and don’t charge anything too extravagant.

That all being said, I have never experienced anything close to DKE’s of Hazzard in my two+ years at Yale. I now have a new understanding of the concept of “two Americas.” First of all, everyone’s really tall at DKE. Second of all, there was a man (I assume a DKE brother?) in a white onesie drinking from an upside down water cooler filled with beer. With all these things given, we were able to find common ground in our love of Taylor Swift. For real.