Cause of H1N1 at Yale Revealed
13 October 2009
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The Daily Intel reports that Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute officials have linked beer pong to the spread of swine flu. Yale students remain shocked that picking up ping pong balls from the floors of frat houses, dropping them in cups full of Keystone Light, and then reusing those same cups for weeks at a time is unsanitary. In fact, this is probably exactly how Joe caught the flu. All my weekend plans are now ruined.
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