Ilana has us regressing to middle-school style giddy giggling love. In honor of our sixth grade English class days, we present Ilana: an acrostic.

I lana’s favorite thing to do instead of her homework is to take naps.

L ately, she’s been thinking a lot about seasonal affective disorder. SAD.

A nytime she’s craving junk food, she goes for Fruit by the Foot.

N obody can twerk better than Ilana can.

A nd she’s also pretty good at being ambidextrous.

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H er favorite spot for a date in Nuhaven is the Branford Basement.

B asically, we like her cause she makes a statement.

The moral of the story: we like to think that as English majors we’ve come a long way. But when it really comes down to it, this is what we’ve got to offer. Photo by Miranda Lewis.