IN THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE STATE OF THE BULLBLOG

Name: Kate Orazem

Occupation: Student

Address: JE C12

Date of Birth: October 2

Apprehended: 12.30pm Fri 13 November, 2009

Arresting Officer: Inspector Farmer, Bullblog Police Station

Charges:    CRUSH ACT OF 2009

(i.) SECTION 18 – Theft

(ii.) SECTION 112 – Cuteness

Offenses:     (i.) That Kate Orazem, on the 6th day of November in the year 2009 in the State of the Bullblog, did steal the Bullblog’s heart.

(ii.) That Kate Orazem, on the 11th day of November in the year 2009 in the State of the Bullblog, did answer the questions posed to her in such a way as to indicate inordinate and inappropriate cuteness.

SHORT FACTS

On November 6th, 2009, the Bullblog chose Orazem as the next crush of the week. Upon doing so, the Bullblog apparently discovered its heart to be missing. Unable to concentrate during classes, speak eloquently in front of Ms Orazem, or take any interest in other people, the Bullblog suffered tremendous damage its social life.

Subsequently, the Bullblog conducted an interview with Orazem in an attempt to reclaim from the proverbial cat its proverbial tongue. Ms Orazem, though, being crafty and ill-willed, informed the Bullblog that she is afraid of fog, has a secret penchant for cheerleading, wore flowered leggings as a child, loves cookie dough, riding bikes, goggles, and Tai from Digimon. The Bullblog was smitten.

Orazem was subsequently arrested, photographed, and charged with these offenses before the court.

Photo by Miranda Lewis.