We suspect that you’re not reading the Herald — and you really should be! Yeah, the YDN has lots of facts and figures and real in-depth reporting, but the Herald is worried about the same things you are. If they were both students, you might want the YDN to be your History tutor, but you would totally invite the Herald to your party.

This week:

The Bullblog’s own Miranda Lewis GOES UNDERCOVER to report on Jersey Shore‘s New Haven invasion!

115 Howe’s own Chris Termyn GOES INVESTIGATIVE to uncover the secrets behind the Atticus bilingual controvery!

The Class of 2013′s own Ariel Doctoroff GOES INDIGNANT to wittily bemoan Comcast’s incompetence in New Haven.