It’s the last day and it’s time to get your drinking schedule back on track!  If you’re like me, you have plans to start drinking as soon as everything is all done (at 11:30, after my 9am final).  If you’re more brave than I, you could even start drinking before your final begins or during your final with the aid of vodka and a clear water bottle (the middle school dance drink of choice!).  All you need to play this game is a keen pair of eyes, a bottle of brew, and a strong stomach.

TAKE A SIP EVERY TIME…

• You see someone fall asleep on their exam.
• You see people running out of a final, throwing all their papers in the air and exclaiming “I’m freeeee!!!!” in front of their professor.
• You see someone road-runnering it to an exam at 9:10am or 2:10pm.
• You finish your last exam or paper.

TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME…

• You are the victim of finals-pranking debauchery.
• You see someone with a cheat sheet tattooed to their ankle.
• You see one person say “I’m done!” and another person punch them in the face.
• You see someone start crying mid-exam.
• You finish your last exam or paper.

FINISH YOUR DRINK IF…..

• You see freshmen tearfully saying good bye to their friends they’re going to miss over break.
• Your teacher announces you have 5 minutes left and you still have an entire essay to go.
• You sleep through your exam.  Fight the pain!
• You still haven’t started a paper.  It’ll come so much more quickly!
• Your teacher notices that you are drinking a polar seltzer bottle-sized gin and tonic in their exam.
• You finish your last exam or paper.