In the first of what the Bullblog hopes will be many articles, YCC President Jon Wu tells us what it’s like to the most Goodcrushed person in the world.

So when Joe asked me to write a post for the Bullblog on how it feels to be Top 10 most crushed on Good Crush Yale, my thought process was pretty simple. 1) I can help that nice little YCC partnership we got going with the good people at Good Crush and 2) I will gain some hipster cred. Number two really did it for me. Not that I don’t wear my Volume shirt occasionally– especially when I see EIC Jarrett Moran (so we can be twins). High five!

Also, I know Paul Needham reads this, because sometimes I look over his shoulder in Physics class (oh hey there, Paul!). And also, I know Sam Tsui reads this, because it talks about him a lot. And Emily Barasch, if you’re reading this, can we get some more credits and less Ds and fails for YCC? Kthnx. GPA is not doing hot as it is.

But yea, it’s alright being “crushed” a lot. I mean, it would be better if half of them weren’t from YCC and FCC. Stop toyin’ with my feelings, fools. Also, it’s not that hard to figure out who crushed you. Oops, suitemate just joined. “Hey Brian, did you just crush me?” “Yea, dude.” “Cool, just checking.”

Personally, I was always rooting for Paul to keep that number one spot on lockdown.

Unfortunately, I have not found true love, but I did see one of my goodcrushes while crossing the street the other day. Then I slipped on sleet. So Joe, I’ll tell you how it feels. Icy.