"Louisville's the biggest small town you'll ever see"

Shea’s got a boyfriend, but she doesn’t got a ring.  She aims to wed this boy, so she flies him to Chicago to go diamond shopping… Someone better tell that girl not to count her chickens before they hatch!

Julie is an actress, but now she’s 35.  Her agent wants her to play soccer moms, but a whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

Hadley’s boyfriend dropped the L bomb and then her best friend gave down the country and said he wants to be more than that.  Is he barking up the wrong tree or are they meant to be?

Is Jeff acting like a bump on the log, or does he have an engagement plan up his sleeve?

The ladies throw a shindig,  but serve diamond-studded martinis instead of white lightning. Are they too big for their own britches?  One belle went hog wild on those martinis for sure!

Southern phrases courtesy of Southern Sayings