Midterm, as you probably know, is right around the corner—tomorrow, to be exact. That means you have only a few short days to decide whether to drop, assuming you don’t want a dreaded W on your transcript. In agony about a particular class? Take our quiz to decide whether to drop it or keep it:

1. How do you feel when you realize you are five minutes late to class?

a. upset to be missing out on gripping material

b. worried you might be missing something that will be on the third midterm

c. thrilled to be avoiding mental torture

d. high

2. What is the worst thing about the class?

a. the other people: they just don’t understand how profound everything the professor says is

b. the fact that the TA told you on the second day that she “never gives A’s”

c. that it forces you to up your Paxil to very dangerous dosages

d. honestly too early to say at this point

3. if you dropped the class, what would you miss about it?

a. the way he makes me feel inside

b. the Sc

c. the way it gets me up in the morning

d. i can never remember the difference between miss and Miss and Mrs…..

4. if this class were a person in your family, who would they be?

a. my hot cousin—wait, make that step-cousin

b. father who tells me to study

c. father who tells me I’m fat

d. cool little sister I smoke with

If you answered….

MOSTLY A’S: drop that shit. you’re a naomi woolf waiting to happen.

MOSTLY B’S: drop that shit. you’re a science major waiting to happen.

MOSTLY C’S: you have bigger fish to fry. check out this site—http://www.yale.edu/uhs/students/mental_health.html—before proceeding further.

MOSTLY D’S: put down the joint and go to class.