Sphincter Troupe: the drinking game

Unless you’ve set your heart on attending Prohibition start to finish, you should be thinking about going to the Sphincter Show at 9:30 in the Branford common room; there’s probably no group of women on campus (except Theta) sharper or better at timely satires of campus issues. If you are easily offended, a member of the Greek system, or strongly pro-Yale administration, you may want to stay away. But if you aren’t, and decide to go, bring this Bullblog Drinking Game along—and, for good feminist measure, a cosmo!

TAKE ONE SIP IF:

• You’re forced to stand because all the seats are taken
• Chase Olivarius-McAllister plays a frat boy
• Anyone on stage references the Zeta Psi scandal
• You see more than half of your American Photo section in the audience
• You see more than half of your Lincoln at 200 section in the audience
• There is a skit about the embattlement of smokers at Yale
• There is a skit about cat-calling
• Anyone says the word “rape”
• Anyone uses the phrase “Yale slut”
• Anyone plays a member of the Yale administration
• A skit makes fun of something you do on a regular basis

TAKE TWO SIPS IF:

• Anyone plays Provost Salovey with OR without fake mustache
• Anyone plays Paul Needham or his suitemate Mike Jones
• You or a close friend of yours is called out by name
• You spot any of the Troupe members drinking backstage
• Anyone says the phrase “James Franco”

FINISH YOUR COSMO IF:

• You mistakenly laugh at a skit that’s supposed to be serious
• There is a reference to the Bullblog in a skit
• A skit features an actual rape on stage

Good luck! And if you have other ideas, by all means, comment with them!

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