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Sphincter Troupe: the drinking game

By 14 November 2009 7 Comments

Unless you’ve set your heart on attending Prohibition start to finish, you should be thinking about going to the Sphincter Show at 9:30 in the Branford common room; there’s probably no group of women on campus (except Theta) sharper or better at timely satires of campus issues. If you are easily offended, a member of the Greek system, or strongly pro-Yale administration, you may want to stay away. But if you aren’t, and decide to go, bring this Bullblog Drinking Game along—and, for good feminist measure, a cosmo!

TAKE ONE SIP IF:

  • You’re forced to stand because all the seats are taken
  • Chase Olivarius-McAllister plays a frat boy
  • Anyone on stage references the Zeta Psi scandal
  • You see more than half of your American Photo section in the audience
  • You see more than half of your Lincoln at 200 section in the audience
  • There is a skit about the embattlement of smokers at Yale
  • There is a skit about cat-calling
  • Anyone says the word “rape”
  • Anyone uses the phrase “Yale slut”
  • Anyone plays a member of the Yale administration
  • A skit makes fun of something you do on a regular basis

TAKE TWO SIPS IF:

  • Anyone plays Provost Salovey with OR without fake mustache
  • Anyone plays Paul Needham or his suitemate Mike Jones
  • You or a close friend of yours is called out by name
  • You spot any of the Troupe members drinking backstage
  • Anyone says the phrase “James Franco”

FINISH YOUR COSMO IF:

  • You mistakenly laugh at a skit that’s supposed to be serious
  • There is a reference to the Bullblog in a skit
  • A skit features an actual rape on stage

Good luck! And if you have other ideas, by all means, comment with them!

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7 Comments

  • I don’t think I can make it. Sigma Chi is throwing a Playboy Party.

    Paul Needham at 6:12 pm on November 14th 2009

  • we love you joe.

    freddie and johnny at 6:40 pm on November 14th 2009

  • I don’t think I can make it. There’s an aldermanic ball for all the aldermen and alderladies of Connecticut tonight.

    Mike Jones at 8:31 pm on November 14th 2009

  • Sorry, I don’t think I can make it. I’m filming Tristan and Isolde II

    James Franco at 8:34 pm on November 14th 2009

  • PAUL NEEDHAM THAT WAS YESTERDAY. BAD JOKE.

    Um. at 11:35 pm on November 14th 2009

  • great night for theater, improv and all things art. not great night for residential college commons parties. glad i saw 25th annual putnam county spelling bee. thanks for the tip-off.

    cold warrior at 1:57 am on November 15th 2009

  • this is my favorite

    bob at 9:33 pm on June 29th 2011