Success, for now, is sweet: GENDER NEUTRAL HOUSING APPROVED

Bullblog’s beloved Jon Wu just sent us all a glorious email announcing the success of the gender neutral housing program for the class of 2011.  Seniors will be given the choice  of choosing mixed gender housing for next year.  After a year of review, the YCC hopes to see the policy implemented for Juniors and Sophomores.

What does this mean for Yale?  Students will resort to “scandalous and libertine behavior” driven by those crazy freaks who enjoy “drinking, dark and loud parties” and “the hook-up culture” who also happen to like their opposite-gender friends more than their same-gender friends.  Yalies will start to try to live with goats and dogs.  Hell, Yale’s going to start to admit goats and dogs.  The sanctity of marriage will be ruined.

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