We haven’t replaced ourselves with robots quite yet—we would if we could, but we’re English majors mostly. So we’re stuck carpel tunneling ourselves out of a mess of an RSS feeder and mashing up the digested bits by hand. These are your Bullblog Editors:

Joe Satran is the Bullblog’s red-headed editor-in-chief. He wakes up every day at 8 o’clock, and loves pork belly and all of its cured derivatives. When it rains, he gets migraines!

Gabrielle Karol admits she’s from Long Island. She loves the 90s (floral prints, Felicity, Everclear, etc). Dances, but does not sing.

Miranda Lewis is the Bullblog’s youngest editor and hails from the farthest South.  She has never eaten canned tuna fish and lost her nose in an unfortunate holiday card photoshop accident at age 15.

Chloe Searcy is a Junior English major residing on the Gold Coast. She likes most things. She is particularly fond of silk scarves, the Moosewood Cookbook, and Jewish men.

Gabriel “Skeletor” Bloomfield, a junior English major in Stiles, hails from always-sunny Philadelphia. Extracurriculars include theater, litmag, and the gay mafia.

Michael Gocksch is 50% Long Island (best known for lacrosse, iced tea) 50% New York City (museums, drugs) and 100% New Haven (elms, violent crime.) He’s a sophomore in Trumbull. He likes a drink.