Crown Street’s Vice Alley has seen better days. The once-glorious Sinergy was the site of a murder and now serves chicken caesar wraps, Marius, a solid seafood restaurant staffed by none other than @jacquielonglegs, is becoming Kelly’s Pub, and even the banner at Elevate, the poshest of the street’s many watering holes, is faded and torn. But now comes the worst news at all—Nikkità, famed martini/oyster bar, has closed! Where will the haircutters at Chameleon Hair Color Cafe get their Penne a la Vodka now?? The only hope for the survival of the district is a bold resurrection of the mysterious Tijuana Taco Company storefront at 216 Crown.