Unfortunately for you, things like tact and decency and not wanting our site to look cluttered dictate that we’re unable to share with you the messages we receive every hour on the hour from sights such as viagra.info or public-background-check.com or naked-straight.edu. (Did you catch those? That’s for those of you who spend your time wishing we’d approve just a few links to ANGELINA JOLIE NUDE.)

Fortunately for us, though, one of the automated Bullblog readers out there caught on to our penchant for rollicking comedy, and developed a joke-bot! The spam now has a sense of humor! It’s brilliant.

A few of our favorites:

• “Nice joke! What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.”
• “Fresh joke! What do cats like on a hot day? A mice cream cone.”
• “A joke for you! Did you hear about the bandit that held up a Chinese restaurant? Half an hour later he was broke.”
• “A joke for you peoples! Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.”
• “I have read a good joke in internet What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than “A” bra.”
• “I have a nice joke. What goes faster than a rabbit in a field? A rabbit in a blender.”

Well, we have read an good jokes in internet b4 :)… but these are standout. Any booking inquiries (Does anyone know if the “Fall Show” happened yet? You know, that thing with the stand-up?) should be directed to cheapcealis.net.