Hey Lonelygirl83, you’re back?  Those speed dates didn’t work out?  Well, it’s okay because the Bullblog is here to help.  Here are some fun things you can do so you don’t spend the whole day hiding from friends in successful relationships.

1.  Sympathize with fellow singles (hey, maybe you’ll meet one you find interesting!) via the world wide web.  Check out the trending topics #SinglesAwareness, #GagaAteOurHearts and #JonasStoleOurHeart,  on Twitter.

2.  Maybe try meeting someone new by sending them a GoodCrush Crush and agonizing until they respond.  Or better yet, post a missed connection and see if they lyk u bak.

3.  Get real.  Try Craigslist New Haven missed connections.  (Maybe you could be this person who was at Toad’s Valentine’s Eve or the apple-user at Blue State?)

4.  Head to Walgreens, buy a huge bag of Nabisco Sweethearts, a plush teddy bear, balloons, fake flowers (they sell these amazing fake rose petals scented like rose perfume), and a box of chocolates.  Then take them all to the library and gloat.

5.  Do what I’m doing: go to Sushi Palace with friends, eat all-you-can-eat Sushi, and make yourself completely undate-able.  Take that world!

Or you could get classy, like the rest of the Bullblog seems wont to do and check out Romance at the BAC, Manhattans at Union League, or cover yourself in lube and wrestle.

Happy Singles Awareness Day everyone!

xoxo,

Miranda