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Yale Sorority rush Part 5: I do a MUCH better Snooki than these Theta girls UPDATE: VIDEO MADE PRIVATE

By 8 February 2010 4 Comments

It seems that Theta (Kappa Alpha Theta) is trying to get in on the Yale Youtube superstardom.  This video would be pretty great if it weren’t for the absolutely horrendous interpretation of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.  If you haven’t already heard about my Snooki adventures, please read about them in the (print!) Herald, and not to be too self absorbed, but Alex Bercow’s attempts to achieve guiedetteness are really meager.  That was just barely a bump, her tan was super weak (and totally uneven!) and most importantly, she completely butchered an attempt to impersonate Snooki’s pickle-eating.  She did not even attempt to fellate the pickle and it was definitely the wrong kind of pickle anyway.  Snooki has a very specific way of eating pickles which involves sucking out all the juice first-it’s pretty much a must for trying to look like a real guidette.  I was too distracted by that to pay attention to the rest of the video, sorry.

UPDATE 7:30, Monday February 8:  It looks like the girls saw the Pi Phi Gawker post and fearing the fate of Aleksey Impossible is Nothing/ Tom Kaplan I’m on a boat have taken it down or made it private.  Lamesies, ladies!  I really loved it so much.

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  • you’re so right, miranda, your snooki is WAY better. also they butchered the quote!

    snooki’s stayin and I’m ready to party!!!! I’m ready to find some sexy guidos and just be f***** single!

    major at 4:28 pm on February 8th 2010

  • First off, growing up knowing a lot of guidettes, you Miranda are a Yale guidette. What does that mean, you studied the definition of guidette and tried to portray it based on your “studies” like the nerd you are. Don’t get me wrong, we all are nerds, but because you are not a real guidette, it gives you zero right to judge Alex who looks like she is just having fun and not taking herself seriously. Your part 5 article sounds like you need to get over yourself and be a little more down to earth like the blond Snooki.

    Rick at 7:32 pm on February 8th 2010

  • There video was obviously a parody and not meant to be taken seriously….get over yourself Miranda.

    Jay at 11:42 pm on February 8th 2010

  • Dear all,

    My guidette-ness and my critique of Alex’s guidette-ness was obviously a parody and not to be taken seriously…

    miranda at 1:03 am on February 9th 2010