Yale Sorority rush Part 5: I do a MUCH better Snooki than these Theta girls UPDATE: VIDEO MADE PRIVATE

It seems that Theta (Kappa Alpha Theta) is trying to get in on the Yale Youtube superstardom.  This video would be pretty great if it weren’t for the absolutely horrendous interpretation of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.  If you haven’t already heard about my Snooki adventures, please read about them in the (print!) Herald, and not to be too self absorbed, but Alex Bercow’s attempts to achieve guiedetteness are really meager.  That was just barely a bump, her tan was super weak (and totally uneven!) and most importantly, she completely butchered an attempt to impersonate Snooki’s pickle-eating.  She did not even attempt to fellate the pickle and it was definitely the wrong kind of pickle anyway.  Snooki has a very specific way of eating pickles which involves sucking out all the juice first-it’s pretty much a must for trying to look like a real guidette.  I was too distracted by that to pay attention to the rest of the video, sorry.

UPDATE 7:30, Monday February 8:  It looks like the girls saw the Pi Phi Gawker post and fearing the fate of Aleksey Impossible is Nothing/ Tom Kaplan I’m on a boat have taken it down or made it private.  Lamesies, ladies!  I really loved it so much.

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