To our most beloved readers,

We would like to wish you all a most glorious celebration of dear Saint Valentine and in the interest of personal safety and propriety we hope that you heed hitherto advice on how to properly respond to Ye Olde YCC Compatibility Survey.  We beg you, please, do not stray from the path of righteousness.  Follow our words and you will surely be lead to successes this Valentine’s day.

It is absolutely NOT acceptable to, upon receiving a mutual compatibility with a complete stranger to send them an email right away.  It is, however, acceptable to first “google” them, read their “twitter”, look at every picture on their “facebook”, ask mutual friends what they are like, decide if they are good looking, well endowed, and marriage worthy and then proceed by asking them for a stroll in the snow.

It is acceptable to, upon receiving a mutual compatibility with an unsavory character of whom you have little interest to immediately change your answers and pray that they do not see your unfortunate pairing until you get your new results.

It is acceptable to, upon happening across a mutual compatibility who has previously sparked your interest to greet them with a slight timid nod and a shy smile.  It is also acceptable to offer your hand by way of greeting.  If you happen to see each other in a crowded area of many festivities and both of you make eye contact from across the room and the other begins to approach you it is absolutely not acceptable to embrace physically before being introduced.

Our dear Jane Austen once said, “Respect for right conduct is felt by every body.” We beg of you, be wise, careful, and most of all polite this Valentine’s day.

With love and respect,

The Bullblog