Yalebrity update: Ronan Farrow

The outside world (click for pictures) is currently kind of freaking out about Ronan Farrow.  If you’re one of those “outside world” people, here’s a quick overview:

• Child prodigy: got into Yale law at age 16 (he graduated last year).
• Is some kind of UN ambassador now, also works for the state department, and he’s probably younger than you.
• Mia Farrow + Woody Allen’s only biological child.
• Freakishly good-looking.
• Facebook friends with me (though maybe not for long!).

Here are some of the funniest things that people have been saying:

• “Chap-Stick and you’d be blazing hot.”
• “I can’t tell you how stupid and ugly he makes me feel.”
• “People who are crazy smart often lack social skills.”
• “oh my god i am in love
  i want to lick that little lip dip”

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it: write a haiku about him, and post it as a comment!

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