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Yalebrity update: Ronan Farrow

By 6 February 2010 3 Comments

The outside world (click for pictures) is currently kind of freaking out about Ronan Farrow.  If you’re one of those “outside world” people, here’s a quick overview:

  • Child prodigy: got into Yale law at age 16 (he graduated last year).
  • Is some kind of UN ambassador now, also works for the state department, and he’s probably younger than you.
  • Mia Farrow + Woody Allen’s only biological child.
  • Freakishly good-looking.
  • Facebook friends with me (though maybe not for long!).

Here are some of the funniest things that people have been saying:

  • “Chap-Stick and you’d be blazing hot.”
  • “I can’t tell you how stupid and ugly he makes me feel.”
  • “People who are crazy smart often lack social skills.”
  • “oh my god i am in love
    i want to lick that little lip dip”

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it: write a haiku about him, and post it as a comment!

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3 Comments

  • boring and ceaseless
    conversation with ronan —
    65 edgewood.

  • jung, schlau und sexy
    ronan only gleams brighter
    against your coarse jokes.

    plus, have you founded
    a women’s university
    in afghanistan?

  • kindest, most giving
    person I know. We’re lucky
    to have you, Ronan.