Course schedules speak volumes

Yes, you think you’re smart. But now that shopping week is over, perhaps it’s time for some self-reflection. To that end, we bring you a fast formula for finding out what your course schedules are saying about you behind your back.

1. Add up your course numbers, i.e. 125 + 200 + 024… Do not include sections.
2. Add 25 for every starred course.
3. Subtract 25 for every starred course you flirted your way into.
4. Add 50 for every course with a colon in the title.
5. Subtract 100 for a course you’re taking Cr/D/Fail.
6. Add 25 for every course with a section asshole.
7. Subtract 200 if you are the section asshole.
8. Give your course schedule to an honest friend and let them add or subtract points as they see fit.
9. Divide your score by 10, and check out how you did.

Don’t fret if you are “borderline deficient” or “definitely feeble-minded.” We’ll let you change your score if you can correctly guess what @ Miranda Lewis scored on this quiz.

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