Herschel Walker, born 1962, claims can still play in NFL Lin

“Physically, I can still do it,” were the empty words of the Heisman Trophy winner, 2x Pro Bowler, and recent MMA fighter.

Do it, you won’t.

Did the doc make you feel like you could do this  before or after your colonoscopy, Hershey? Haven’t you realized that the name Herschel has practically disappeared from our generation? If your name was listed on a roster, nobody would even know what it is.

Walker said he’s busy with his business ventures, and so he doesn’t actually plan on making a comeback.

But this statement begs the question: I wonder when Goldie Hawn will announce she could pass for a cheerleader in the next installment of High School Musical.

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