1.  The dining hall has promised to never feature “broccoli raab” ever again and is giving out portions of Stu’s Mac & Cheese to apologize to those students who mistakenly put it on their plate thinking it was edible.

2.  All students who are on the editorial board of newspapers, participate in acting or musical groups, or are members of any of the cultural houses will get those fancy Yale sweaters like the sports teams this year because Yale really wants to honor these students for their service to the school.

3.   This year’s spring fling has been extended to a week-long event, each college will have its own venue where smaller bands will play during the day, and people will be allowed to bring open beverages wherever they want.

4.  Yale finally realized that it’s better off without Morse anyway so they decided to halt construction and sell Morse to a Medieval Times franchise who will be offering discounts and knight positions to Yale students.

5.  Yale has finally agreed to renovate the Women’s Center….. Just kidding!  But they are going to start selling espresso in Durfee’s!  Women love that!

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