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Dialogue & Dialogue 2

Dialogue

GOD: I’m going on Lexapro.

ME: What changed your mind?

GOD: I haven’t been myself lately.

ME: Don’t you think you should see someone first?

GOD: I don’t need to see anyone.

ME: Are you sure?

GOD: They would just tell me what I already know.

ME: But you could use someone to talk to.

GOD: I don’t have anything to say to a psychiatrist.

ME: That’s why you need to see one. Because you think that.

GOD: [silence]

 

Dialogue 2

ME: How’s the Lexapro?

GOD: Prozac.

ME: You said Lexapro.

GOD: I said Prozac, but that’s OK.

ME: Well?

GOD: I went off it.

ME: Why?

GOD: I felt wrong.

ME: I thought that’s why you went on it.

GOD MASHES ISRAEL.

ME: Mom thinks you should be on it.

GOD: Mom thinks a lot of things.

MOM: What do I think?

GOD: Nothing.

MOM: That’s what I thought.

GOD MASHES ISRAEL.

ME: Can you stop working for a second? I want to talk about this.

GOD: Yes.

GOD WIPES CLEAN THE FACE OF THE EARTH